Wednesday, July 29, 2009

my friend got romantic with a gerbil?

he saw a episode of sout park and put a gerbil in his azz now it wont come out he laid in a stack of fritos but the gerbil refuses to budge any ideas on how to tempt the gerbil out
Answers:
haha that chick took you seriously, just stick a vaccuum hose up there and turn that baby on high and hope it doesn't suck his intestines out ;)
evetnually it should crawl out of his mouth
Sounds like he needs to go to the emergency room asap! It may not be what your friend wants to do but if you can't reslove it could cause infection or other problems. Do it now!
it's dead.
Seriously?

Go to the emergency room
shananigans.
GET REAL
NO ONE COULD BE THAT STUPID
STAY AWAY FROM SOUTH PARL
I'd say, let it take up residence! So what! No one has to know. I'll bet it is kinda weird having that little furball moving around in there. Obviously, it has all it needs to survive quite comfortably for some time. See how long he stays up there. Maybe it will be a new guiness record! Good luck!
stupid
I had a friend once with the same problem. He ate beams and within 24 hours he stunk him out.
your friend is CRAZY ! I wouldn't cliam a Friend like that !
I'd say it found some baby rabbits has eaten them and now is sleeping it off. You need to get a spade and dig it out.
Im thinking that mallrats was on Tv or something eh? This is such a stupid question. First off, why would you stick something with sharp claws in a tiny hole? I cant believe Im even taking to answer this. The hamster will suffocate. There isnt air supply for it to survive and if it did by chance make it ways, it would most likely knaw ont he intestines it comes across. Your "friend" needs to go to the Er and have an xray done ro determine where it is lodged or his will start smelling worse than It already does.
Ugh! Emergency room. Why would your friend do that? So immature.
Time to have Mommy unplug your computer!

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