My pet rock has been hanging out with a bunch of other rocks nextdoor there r 3 girls and 5 boys and all she does is talk about hanging out with them having parties and going on dates with the youngest rock i mean she wants them to live with her how do i make her change her mind and worse of all shes teaching her friends how to sneak into our house and how to brake in i mean shes becoming out of control she wont listen and when she comes back from mudding with her friend si tell her to take a bath and then go to bed but she mouths off and curses and then just goes to her room and listens to rock music i cant get her to listen to me HELP!
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aww how awful the same thing happeed to my petrock i sent it to a science camp to study other rocks but that didnt work in the end i sent it too military school n got a new pet rock i visit the other one on sundays my first pt rock is now beginning to behave good luck babe xxxx
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Wow..u need to get a life!
better watch out they might get stoned
Well, rock on!
LMAO. Maybe you should *stone* her.
baaahahahahahahahaha
you better get control of your pet rock before its too late. before long she will be stumbling in late drunk and pregnant.
LOL..that's cute.
Sounds like you're 'between a rock and a hard place.'
Military school in Palestine. They need a lot of rocks to fight against the oppresive Israel state.
You have a problem, you are also a nut case.
i have the same problem just put a piece of paper over the rock they hate that .dont try scissors thou becouse you will lose the fight.
What you pet rock needs is a trip through the brothels of eastern Poland. Sell the services of your pet rock to you local Russian mob contact for about 6 months. You'll net a healthy profit to buy another pet rock to raise properly while your current pet learns the value of following orders from its superiors. After the 6 months have expired your pet rock will come back will trained and probably thinner. You should have no problem laying down the law then if behavioral problems persist.
Throw her through a window . that will teach her!
Sounds like you need to hang a pail of water over your pet and let it drip, slowly.
I guess that your rock is just a chip off the old blockhead.
Tell her she can have her friends over to your house so they can be properly supervised. Casually leave a hammer and a container of sand where they can see them as a deterrent to bad behavior.
Well is sounds like your little girl needs help. Maybe some councling or somthing. They way it sounds is your baby girl dont want to be your baby any more. WIch is good to a point but the breaking in is a problem. You can teach her a less by next time you here the kids comming in you can call the police and say you think someone is breaking in!! She is your kid i mean "rock" you are not suppose to be its friend you are suppose to be the parent!!
Tell her that if she doesn't "rock" it off soon - her punishment will be to work in a gravel pit!!
Send her her crazy to a high secerity rock garden for a couple of days and if that does make sand out of her. Good Luck . oh by the way theres a really good rock by my house if you need help finding one . i sent my rock there. she was going and getting stoned every night breaking windows and throw her slef at people in thrid world countires but now shes much better she still launchs herslef at people from thrid world countroes but hey nobodys perfect.
Get a life. Really.
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