My pet Mammoth still tears up my yard and harasses the mailman what should i do?

Answers:
give him a t.rex bone that will keep him quite for a bit.

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a mammoth eh? Some people may be dumb. but not THAT DUMB

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U could kill him, burry him and then pretend u found a mamoth's really rare fossil!!OH SUCH A GREAT IDEA!u could make millions, you know.

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oh what..that sux..my loch ness swallowed killed a whale last week. i think im going to put him to sleep.

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Throw him/her a dinosaur bone to keep him/her occupied.

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well, is it in a cage??

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Ok, listen carefully! you have to use tough love on him, sit that big S.O.B down and just remind him what happened to all of his relatives!! that should do the trick! (LOL)

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Get a really big shock collar.or give him a Neanderthal to play with.

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Threaten to shave him for the winter, that should get him back in line.