Monday, May 24, 2010

My pet Pandas are not mating.! Should I show them blue movies ?

My pandas walk around eating and not mating.
Should I show them panda porn or something ?
Answers:
Nah, they won't believe what they see on television. You need to go find a girl, bring her home, and demonstrate for them. ha ha.just kidding (or you can try it if you really want, but that's up to you.)

You should really tell your camel to hit on the female panda and your chimpanzee to hit on the male panda. The female will observe the male becoming "friendly" with someone else, and she will become insanely jealous. This will also happen to the male. They will both be so jealous of the other animals that they will become very possessive of one another so that they don't have to share. Then they won't have anything more exciting to do when in each other's company that they will mate.

Maybe the camel and chimpanzee will also "hook up" in the process for the same jealousy issues.

Best of luck!
Yeah why not. Are you sure they are "breeders"?
No
you cok boy get a book
better yet..show them some live action.as if you ever get some.
I think you need to get out in that Australian sun a bit more mate!
Are you talking real pandas? The big black and white ones that are the logo of the World Wildlife Fund? If this is the case then . . .

Forgive my bluntness but WHAT IN HECK ARE YOU DOING OWING THESE AS PETS! These are CRITICALLY endangered species for one. Secondly, the are BEARS. They should NOT be pets or kept for your personal amusement,
Great idea, man!
dont hurry them. -_-..

and if they're a boy and a boy.

or a girl and a girl..

no further explanation required.

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