My hippo cant roller skate properly.how to train him ?

Answers:
Forget the leash, just push S L O W L Y.

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As all educated people know, Hippos can only rollerskate in pairs. My hippo, Clarice, just lost her partner. Maybe you and I could get ours together. What do you think? You haven't lived till you've seen skating hippos doing Swan Lake. It's breathtaking.

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Did you buy the proper sized skates? It is well known that hippo skates have to be bought a size smaller. Hippo feet will actually shrink a little when put into a shoe, so I would think that his skates would be the same. Also let him take off that ridiculous pink tutu. Whoever heard of a hippo skating in a pink tutu? Another thing is remember that hippos are on FOUR legs, might wanna get another pair of skates. Don't you know anything about teaching hippo's to skate?!!

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well i suggest trial and error.
i also suggest u see a psychiatrist.

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Spank him of course

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start with a skateboard. Baby steps. Baby hippo steps.

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I have experience in training elephants- similar yet different. Elephants retain information. Hippos don't. However I suggest positive affirmations in mantra form. If you can train the Hippo to have a positive inner dialogue- anything is possible.

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thanks for the laugh i appreciate it and the points-- however if you were serious id say turn off the cartoons and get back to real life.

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YOU.BEAT HIM!!